New Baby Mad Lib!
(This is for a contest entry on Comfort Joy Designs)
(Hubby provided the answers!)
Holy Crap! gasped New Daddy. It was
4am and baby was awake for the
7th time today. New Mommy had been
frankly washing the dishes but rushed to check on New Baby. "No, no," said New Daddy, who had been relaxing by
coin collecting. "I'm always
glittery to help with the baby. I'll go." New Mommy was
sharp, since this was only the
17.5 time that New Daddy had offered to help. In fact, New Daddy was more inclined to snack on
green beans, while sitting on the
arm chair, watching
Three's Company.New Mommy knew that she should
swimmingly accept, because New Daddy might not offer again!