New Baby Mad Lib!
(This is for a contest entry on Comfort Joy Designs)
(Hubby provided the answers!)
Holy Crap! gasped New Daddy. It was 4am and baby was awake for the 7th time today. New Mommy had been frankly washing the dishes but rushed to check on New Baby. "No, no," said New Daddy, who had been relaxing by coin collecting. "I'm always glittery to help with the baby. I'll go." New Mommy was sharp, since this was only the 17.5 time that New Daddy had offered to help. In fact, New Daddy was more inclined to snack on green beans, while sitting on the arm chair, watching Three's Company.New Mommy knew that she should swimmingly accept, because New Daddy might not offer again!